Crime & Punishment
Ryan Salame approaches his date with judicial destiny - where will his stretch fall on the CZ-SBF scale?
Degraded Performance
Not a good day for Coinbase as it suffers systems maladies…
Malodorous Hacking
From Pyongyang with purpose but no love comes a new threat, North Korean hackers deploy ‘Durian’ malware, targeting crypto firms.
Rice Trading Off Blockchain
SBF finds himself still in pure play guilt denial (well technically he was raised to deny guilt exists so clearly he inherited a philosophical quandary from his parents) and is busy trading rice in jail.
“Just Say No!”
In a bygone era it was the White House phrase to curb drug usage. In the age of fentanyl afflicted addicts on almost every street corner, it now appears to be the Biden admin’s catchphrase against crypto: “Just say no!”
