Exchange Invest 2575: Ion Hacked
Presumably, chi chi cocktail parties for political big hitters is just so last year in the land of SBF, his parents and brother. Wonder will their NGO empire survive?
Exchange Invest 2574: Collateral Confusion
Turns out the SBF hail Mary format bail bond involves leasehold land…
Exchange Invest 2566: EUREX STIR
Can the EU’s (Brexit) protectionism finally deliver growth to the continent in one product at least?
Exchange Invest 2564: FTX Lazarus?
Can FTX really rise from the dead? Meanwhile Binance is named as a major counterparty to the decapitated by DOJ exchange Bitzlato and lots of legacy exchange news as ICE seeks to revolutionize energy trade paperwork.
Exchange Invest 2549: Festive Catch Up Special
Today’s Exchange Invest is a festive catch up special - I hope you had a wonderful time while Exchange Invest’s staff were chilling.
Exchange Invest Festive Edition 2546: Public Markets / Privates Markets
The move comes after the NYSE minted six NFTs last year commemorating the debut of hot tech stocks on the exchange.
Exchange Invest Weekend Festive Edition 2541 Part I
*Rather reminiscent to the many who troughed funds from the government to bail out their lifestyles as opposed to their businesses when Covid first hit.
Exchange Invest 2531: Cloud Pro Quo LSEG MS
SBF’s Mom clearly didn’t realise she could star in her own morality play and get well ahead of the effective altruism curve.
Exchange Invest 2530: Coin Unfriends Tether
SBF appears to be maintaining his hail Mary pass where his sheer winning magnetism dazzles everybody watching that he isn’t an incompetent crook, La Ellison may be about to extract sufficiently brutal revenge on her ex-paramour cum business partner...
Exchange Invest 2528: DAH Bites ASX
SBF has a thing for tall women. That strikes me as sexist - after all he sponsored the Miami Heat stadium so he clearly has a thing for all tall people).
Exchange Invest 2525: Bybit Hacks Workforce
…Having reached the point where we are speculating on the plans of an emerita Professor as the most exciting development of the FTX/SBF affair, I will deploy a Caroline Pham “see it, say it” to call this one “Yawn.”
Exchange Invest 2515: Swap Connect Delay?
Some might say Sequoia, Temasek and all those Ontario teachers who saw their pension funds shaved, can all believe La Fried practised what she preaches in terms of “distributive justice” but we could not possibly comment.
Exchange Invest 2512: Bahamas Flex On FTX
Just as FTX weren’t doing their paperwork and introduced an emoji GUI to expenses payment while it seems carelessly forgetting to actually introduce stuff like accounting, or governance…
Exchange Invest 2497: City Simpson Crisis
If an army marches on its stomach as various famous generals have been attributed as noting, then clearly financial workers survived on the fruits of the taverns.
Exchange Invest 2496: ESMA Cuts Indian CCP
ESMA cuts off Indian CCP recognition while EUREX throws cash incentives in an attempt to move Euro clearing away from multi-currency global London to Euro-parochial Frankfurt.
