Exchange Invest 2615: Happy 160 Stockholm

Nowhere is this clearly than in this gem of drivel from the Brussels Bugle: Humbled 'Crypto Bros' Don Blazers For Boca Raton (FT) which almost but not quite, completely fails to encapsulate last week’s Boca FIA meeting.
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Exchange Invest 2539: SBF’s Home!

SBF has migrated in the opposite direction to the lovely summer birds and ended Wednesday under SDNY jurisdiction and probably a long stay in a US fleapit remand prison - worse than the relatively cushy reality of his Bahamas detention it will likely transpire.
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Exchange Invest 2524: ASX SBF Struggle With Sorry

SBF: “To the extent that there’s a tactical piece of it, I think it’s basically that things have gotten to the point where, frankly, there were a lot of conspiracy theories floating around that had no validity and to be clear, at its core, I f***ed up.
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Exchange Invest 2507: Balance Sheet Fiction?

Frankly shocking after seeing that balance sheet was only red-lining, my mind’s eye envisages a kind of molten white hot streak around the edges of the Afro as SBF realised his personal fortune giveaway strategy was way way ahead of perceived plan.
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Exchange Invest 2503: FTX Missing 32X CCP Funds

While the Feds are investigating FTX, will SBF dollar shop Afro and all be in an orange jumpsuit soon or will his political donations keep him at liberty?
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