Exchange Invest 2612: FTX GUBU Loans
“SBF is arguing that he is entitled to $5 million Directors and Officers Insurance from FTX.”
Exchange Invest 2602: $8.9 bln FTX Shortfall
So after the property exposés, the billion dollar loans, the PJs on demand, the Nassau executive car fleet, at least one incredible Daiquiri bill and of course a serious operation aimed at buying the US government…
Exchange Invest 2598: CC-1 Charged
Euronext has an interesting MTF punt via MTS in IRS while the group’s tentative bid for AllFunds has already been withdrawn…
Exchange Invest 2581: Euroclear’s Record Year
SBF did however have a setback with no relaxation of his bail contract provisions: U.S. Judge Rejects Bail Proposal For FTX Founder Bankman-Fried (Reuters)
Exchange Invest 2574: Collateral Confusion
Turns out the SBF hail Mary format bail bond involves leasehold land…
Exchange Invest 2563: God Mode
We’re discussing God mode in Bitcarnage today while Nasdaq Private Markets buy a data channel and Schwab report results as ICE highlights ESG product certification increases.
Exchange Invest 2554: BaFin Biffs DB1
Naughty boy step for EUREX and Clearstream as BaFin shows its new post Wirecard credo…
Exchange Invest 2551: Sun Rising For LCH Japan?
Former FTX GC Daniel.Friedberg has provided evidence. The somewhat colourful Mr Friedberg was, as you may recall amongst the legal team stuck in the door departing hastily when SBF made his infamous internal admission of find transfer to Alameda…
Exchange Invest 2539: SBF’s Home!
SBF has migrated in the opposite direction to the lovely summer birds and ended Wednesday under SDNY jurisdiction and probably a long stay in a US fleapit remand prison - worse than the relatively cushy reality of his Bahamas detention it will likely transpire.
Exchange Invest 2534: SEC Attacks PFOF
As the tabloids make mischief suggesting SBF’s Mom has been ringing the jail to get strict vegan food sent to Inmate 14372, I had some splendid correspondence from commodity expert Ann Berg who noted the origins of Effective Altruism in Jeremy Bentham's Utilitarian movement.
Exchange Invest 2532: Bad Day for Inmate 14372
Arresting SBF on the eve of his testimony to Maxine Waters’ Committee was either a work of genius (ridding SBF of a major stage) or dumb (ridding SBF of a chance to incriminate himself under oath) or a total conspiracy to cover up his crimes...
Exchange Invest 2530: Coin Unfriends Tether
SBF appears to be maintaining his hail Mary pass where his sheer winning magnetism dazzles everybody watching that he isn’t an incompetent crook, La Ellison may be about to extract sufficiently brutal revenge on her ex-paramour cum business partner...
Exchange Invest 2524: ASX SBF Struggle With Sorry
SBF: “To the extent that there’s a tactical piece of it, I think it’s basically that things have gotten to the point where, frankly, there were a lot of conspiracy theories floating around that had no validity and to be clear, at its core, I f***ed up.
Exchange Invest 2522: A Glimpse of Sanity?
SBF is a total charlatan and who knows if he keeps cr…ing on as is his wont, even his politically backed former friends may yet move to disown him as the message to Main Street America...
Exchange Invest 2512: Bahamas Flex On FTX
Just as FTX weren’t doing their paperwork and introduced an emoji GUI to expenses payment while it seems carelessly forgetting to actually introduce stuff like accounting, or governance…